Im Sarah. Im from New York and I like MGMT.Tumblr (3.0; @retrosandwich)http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://la-meilleure-amie.tumblr.com/post/44517695868/everyone-says-they-want-a-fairytale-wedding-but">la-meilleure-amie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="userContent">Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.</span></p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362946295http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362946295Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:38:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chickiefingie.tumblr.com/post/49381880751/hey-mom-can-you-help-me-roll-this-blunt">chickiefingie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey mom can you help me roll this blunt</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362928090http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362928090Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:37:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c27ba0d8d3cfd33d0c292a0ca6a7ca9/tumblr_mmke0w7EEX1s00ervo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://k-eelz.tumblr.com/post/53170057193/lovely-skins-aw-bb">k-eelz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovely--skins.tumblr.com/post/53115062424">lovely—skins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>aw bb</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362860773http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362860773Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:36:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/50393748123/314eater-hitlersbreastmilk-boys-girls">oomshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://314eater.tumblr.com/post/50393631707/hitlersbreastmilk-boys-girls">314eater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlersbreastmilk.tumblr.com/post/50393472721/boys">hitlersbreastmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>boys?</p> </blockquote> <p>girls?</p> </blockquote> <p>*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362819155http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53362819155Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:35:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmhen8uMB1rn4anqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359576158http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359576158Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:32:29 -0400Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫<br /> Me: What does that mean?<br /> Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩<br /> Me: Thanks<br /> http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359486443http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359486443Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:30:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr3q92c57c1qe0c2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359435243http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359435243Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:29:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlfb4rOvc1rtz8hco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359425663http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359425663Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:29:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katara.tumblr.com/post/51683638246/earthnation-earthnation-what-did-one-cell">katara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/51679153144/earthnation-what-did-one-cell-say-to-his-sister">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/51679119161/what-did-one-cell-say-to-his-sister-cell-that">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe</p> </blockquote> <p>mitosis</p> </blockquote> <p>i want to die </p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359134438http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53359134438Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:23:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oy-of-midworld.tumblr.com/post/52750989320/frankenlobo-nekosey-those-posts">oy-of-midworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frankenlobo.tumblr.com/post/52609855533/nekosey-those-posts-are-so">frankenlobo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nekosey.tumblr.com/post/51927597230/those-posts-are-so-confusing-because">nekosey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THOSE <span>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A </span><span>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP</span></p> </blockquote> <p>My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read <span>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.<br/></span></p> <p><span>it said “deg deg”<br/></span></p> <p><span>so now that’s what I hear when I see  </span><span>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)</span></p> <p><span>‘deg deg’<br/></span></p> </blockquote> <p>that’s what it’s called now</p> <p>a deg deg</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53358829640http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53358829640Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:16:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e479dea4e960d01f7c08992e9e61856/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31ae0dce49515a91ebfe108893c37b8c/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/954789b0b9337a334339cb5cce38e6c6/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88dc96a2c3d8826a3f438e9d0f022ea7/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d2bab59525505f719deba1ebc9ddd6f/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0aedfc55f3c420917a35c386c4ced27b/tumblr_mols26JHOt1s5n4ljo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53356809580http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53356809580Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:30:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sbqsfzbp1qap55ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53353861917http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53353861917Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:13:54 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/retrosandwich/53353370574/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_53353370574" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53353370574http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53353370574Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:00:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aee03b8e846b1fc6da9c05e93c80e6d8/tumblr_mo7eqshcSa1qzmfbpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wimpynoodle.tumblr.com/post/52909794674/the-lizard">wimpynoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the lizard</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53353303941http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53353303941Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:58:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hnlhYvwV1rni31po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hakunamatuta.tumblr.com/post/52455293568/same">hakunamatuta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>same</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352465646http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352465646Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:33:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caseyanthonyofficial.tumblr.com/post/52929144922/one-time-i-got-pulled-over-by-a-cop-and-i-was-so">caseyanthonyofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352460715http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352460715Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:33:45 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/retrosandwich/53352158838/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_53352158838" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ridge.tumblr.com/post/53338603766/never-forget" class="tumblr_blog">ridge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>never forget</p></blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352158838http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352158838Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:24:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b1316a9517c2797d17dc1e2446f4b7a/tumblr_mo56ekoq691s7tdqzo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352107720http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352107720Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:23:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f67ae574d71792bfb833aae74a496ea/tumblr_mngozy6LkY1qm41r1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inseptica.tumblr.com/post/51536651194">inseptica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iou-a-colt.tumblr.com/post/51475585490">iou-a-colt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steel-and-snow.tumblr.com/post/51475467772/a-photo-of-the-rare-dabadeedabatiger">steel-and-snow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world</span></p> </blockquote> <p>scientists have proven that all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352101611http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352101611Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:23:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a099e930faa7c2b4a4ec97c4a719e32/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96b730111b150317f46c214439c25443/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/819938e3a6e1b31c8b71c86ed441bbd5/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/076743539511265468f91a4b0ac792b6/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aca10618eda56dea351b6372066bb793/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04bb8954dda7164d533482d8125ba288/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc2bf10569a87d13b87fc54655f7608b/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1916c93dad32d63330247be6685ebf47/tumblr_mnxowhib6L1s9by6mo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://falltesticlee.tumblr.com/post/53155060253">falltesticlee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what the hell</p> </blockquote>http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352081761http://retrosandwich.tumblr.com/post/53352081761Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:22:26 -0400