I’ll never look at a male teacher the same way again.
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
Starships
send me a "☺" and ill tell you 3 things I know about you thanks to tumblr
if I follow you
(Source: glazedtwist)
For those of you who’re just starting to love Niall
I’ve loved this:
Ever since he was this:
if u guys dont kno about this show
its a game show where people have to do things in complete darknessoOo my GAWD phUCK d4t $h1T!!
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AHHAHA
